Apple Teases Like a Stripper at iOS and iPhone Announcement

So, if you’re not following the live blogs, Apple really hasn’t hit on much news in the first 45 minutes. (Several including Engadget are having trouble keeping up.)

We’ve heard the usual new stores meme, the numbers meme, and now there’s a rehash of all we already know from WWDC. If I didn’t know better I’d think Apple had learned the art of p***k teasing really, really well. Maybe there’s a stripper App coming.