If walking around using a smartphone with Bluetooth headset jammed in your ear isn’t geeky enough, you should pick up a Nimbus Tote to complete your geeky outfit. You see, the Nimbus Tote lets you walk around with an iPad (or presumably any other slate device) with the display exposed for your own use, or turned outwards for the world to see.
In all seriousness, there may be some people that would rather enjoy being able to show off their Apple bling or use the iPad with one hand while standing. The Nimbus Tote is $49.95, with shipping, which is a little too high of a price for me to pay to embarrass myself though.
Here are a couple of video demos, complete with mood music.