How Steve Jobs Should Spend Semi-Retirement

While others treat Steve Jobs’ retirement as CEO of Apple as a sign his end is near, our outlook is more optimistic. Here are some ideas for how Steve could spend his extra free time.

1. Pop into Apple Stores unannounced just to hang out, sign iPads.

2. Release a Steve Jobs Edition Macbook Pro

3. Start a blog entitled Real Steve Jobs

4. Oversee construction of the new Apple campus

5. Talk about random ideas as if they were upcoming Apple products

6. Launch Own Clothing Line

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7. Help the less fortunate

Thanks to Adam and Josh for the assist on the last two.










Comments

  1. quillaja says

    Yea, I suppose those are some alternatives to raising millions or billions for curing diseases and helping people in poverty, which is what that other retired tech baron is doing.

  2. STEVEJOBS4LYPHE says

    THIS IS RECOMMENDED FOR ME?
    THE NIGHT STEVE JOBS DIES?
    WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU.

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