Our own Dennis Rice was at CTIA last week and ran in to his twin – former President Bill Clinton. Not one to let an opportunity pass him by, Dennis approached Mr. Clinton, saying “Mr. President, you wouldn’t believe the number of people that tell me I look like you. It has done more for my ego than you could ever believe.”
Astonished, Mr. Clinton said “Wow, you sure do look like me. You even sound like me. Life sure is treating you good, huh?.” “It sure is, Mr. Clinton”, Dennis continued. “The problem is, I feel like I’m just not there yet. I don’t have the full “Mr. Clinton”, thing going yet. Can you give me some more tips that can help?”
“Well, “ Mr. Clinton replied, “You gotta let that Tablet PC thing go. Mac is the wave of the future. When I’m using my Mac, I am in the groove. The juices flow, and I’ve got that whole “Bill thing” going on. If you want to be like me, then you gotta get one of those MacBook Pro’s.”
Like a man on a mission, Dennis left the CTIA and went looking for the first Apple store he could find. “Be like Bill, get a Mac. Be like Bill, get a Mac” was the only thing going through his head. It wasn’t long before Dennis found his new Mac Book Pro and was single=button right-clicking with all the best of them. And that, my friends, is how Dennis got his groove back.