CES 2010: Why I might get kicked out

So supposedly Microsoft and HP will be unveiling a new slate tablet at Steve Ballmer’s keynote. Yes, after years of ignoring the calls to revive the TC1x00 Tablet PC line, specifically the venerable slate TC1100, now everyone is excited about HP making a slate tablet. If it is a revival of the TC1100, great. But more likely, it’ll be something “new”. I can only hope they give a shout-out to its forgotten predecessor. If not, I might have to do something like this…

ImmaLetBallmerFinish…except I don’t have a TC1100, so it would just be me charging the stage and getting beat down by security. Sorry, no mock-up of that.