Not at the Apple tablet event, but if I was…

AppleTabletStageRushYes, I too am disappointed in myself for re-using this lame joke, particularly since it’s way past its expiration date (curse the speed of the Internet), but whatever. Steve Jobs deserves the same “reverence” I show Steve Ballmer, and there’s no limit on how much love we can show the HP TC1100 – still one of the best slate tablets of all time! Also, I think this photo of me works much better than the one of me being grumpy. It’s like I’m really excited just moments before being tased and beat down by security.