Not at the Apple tablet event, but if I was…

AppleTabletStageRushYes, I too am disappointed in myself for re-using this lame joke, particularly since it’s way past its expiration date (curse the speed of the Internet), but whatever. Steve Jobs deserves the same “reverence” I show Steve Ballmer, and there’s no limit on how much love we can show the HP TC1100 – still one of the best slate tablets of all time! Also, I think this photo of me works much better than the one of me being grumpy. It’s like I’m really excited just moments before being tased and beat down by security.

Advertisement