Noooooo. Oh the pain of it all. Fedex delivered the Grand Prize Motion LS800 Ultra Mobile Tablet PC from Motion Computing a few minutes ago for the big contest winner!
Pleeeeease Rob, Warner and Matt, please “Make me Mobile with Motion”! No? Hmph. I never liked you guys much anyway.
This is inhuman and cruel. There is no way I can have an unopened tricked out Motion LS800 in my hands and not possess it for my own! Next time we send it to someone else to hold, I may not be strong enough. I guess I better give it to my wife and tell her to hide it where she hides my Christmas presents, I can never find the darn stuff.
Oh wait a minute, she loves tablets now also. May not be a good idea. This thing could be in serious danger.
This contest better be over soon or someone is gonna get an opened LS800 with my fingerprints all over it. No, I guess I won’t do that, that would spoil someone’s fun, huh? I hope whoever wins this thing appreciates my huge sacrifice here. I hate these ““character growthÃ¢â‚¬Â moments in my life.
I can resist, I can resist, I can resist, I can resist, I can resist, I can resist, I can resist, I can resist, I can resist ..
You people better get those final entries in, there are only like 3 days left ya know!
Here’s the link — get it done!