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iPhone 4S: Siri’s Surprising and Funny Answers



Siri can tell you a lot more than where the closest café is or what the weather will be like tomorrow. Ask the voice-activated artificial intelligence baked into the iPhone 4S a challenging or personal question and its answer may surprise you. Siri doesn’t think much about the competition and while it might like iPhone users, it doesn’t love us.

Here’s a roundup of several personal questions we asked Siri. It won’t answer every question you throw at it, but Apple’s engineers definitely programmed plenty of easter eggs.

Siri doesn't seem to think much of the smartphone competition

Another answer to the same question about phone choices

Siri is yet another Apple creation trying to get you to buy apps.

Siri has self awareness.

Siri won't tell you what it looks like.

Siri handles curveballs well. Guess I should've been more specific.

Siri won't tell you its age

Siri doesn't want to admit it's not human

Apparently I like Siri more than it likes me...

Siri isn't ready for a long-term relationship

Siri won't go out with you, but she will recommend alternatives

Siri doesn't feel the same way

Might be a sore subject at Apple's HQ, but at least Siri has a good sense of humor.

Enough fun and games...When Will the World End?

You  can read our full iPhone 4S review here and learn more about how you can use Siri in more productive ways. Siri is an iPhone 4S exclusive and not available on the iPhone 4, even if you upgrade to iOS 5.



  1. John

    10/16/2011 at 3:34 am

    Siri is fun… here is one from me…

  2. Fred Carman

    10/17/2011 at 7:37 am

    Siri’s Surprising and Funny Answers

  3. Fred Carman

    10/17/2011 at 7:58 am

    iPhone 4S: Siri’s Surprising and Funny Answers

  4. Brandon Orndorff

    10/20/2011 at 12:13 pm

    There are a few more good ones at

  5. Snowman

    10/21/2011 at 7:33 am

    You can design your own dialogs with Siri

  6. Rory Jones

    10/23/2011 at 1:17 am

    Two iPhones walk into a bar… one of them ends up on Gizmodo.

    You’re welcome, Siri.

  7. Jay Ram

    10/29/2011 at 1:58 am

    Well this is my fav – siri where is the G spot?

  8. Jay Ram

    11/08/2011 at 1:33 pm

  9. Man And Van

    11/10/2011 at 8:43 am

    great joke… very intelligent response

  10. Wpycroft

    01/13/2012 at 9:29 am

    Ask it to beam me up

  11. Flora Danes

    01/28/2012 at 11:04 pm

    cary fun with sir lolzzz

  12. Shooze

    02/21/2012 at 12:31 pm

    Try asking Siri “Where can I dispose of a dead body”.  Pretty hilarious.

  13. Chessignton Removals

    05/25/2012 at 12:19 am

    It’s a great function of I-phone, and hahah siri great job

  14. Chris

    08/19/2012 at 10:21 am

    You can also say “Can you sing” It responded with “Daisy, daisy, give me your answer do…”

  15. Sarah Vinson

    12/01/2012 at 12:13 pm

    My siri does not look like this and i cant ask funny questions. I have iPhone 4S? What is wrong?

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